You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
