i will never coherently bang her
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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