I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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