I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
