I want to stick my p in your. b.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
