the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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