You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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