I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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