well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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