Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I showed him my bush... on skype.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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