What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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