i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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