No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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