dude i'm inner monologue high
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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