let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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