i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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