The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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