he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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