I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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