The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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