She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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