No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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