called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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