They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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