then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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