Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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