i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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