If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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