umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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