fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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