The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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