She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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