Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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