As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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