I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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