Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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