I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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