she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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