Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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