Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
