Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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