I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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