he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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