I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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