Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize