And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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