And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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