his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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