Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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