'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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