there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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